Before anything else, I'm warning you READ AT OWN RISK.The questions I'm about to ask are those of the crappy kind.If in case you don't feel like it FEEL FREE TO GET THE HELL OUT and if you have something to say I'm more than willing to have a chitchat with you about the questions on the comment area below.I'm just a bundle of nerves that I feel anxious everytime I ask these questions to myself.XD.
Are you ready?let's play. . .

  1. If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

  2. Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected becomes the expected?

  3. Is there another word for synonym?

  4. Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?

  5. Why does your nose run and your feet smell?

  6. Why is it that if someone tells you that there are one billion stars in the universe you will believe them,but if they tell you a wall has wet paint you still touch it to be sure?

  7. Why is it that when you transport something to car, it's called shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?

  8. If one synchronized swimmer drowns,do the others have to drown too?

  9. Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are dead?

  10. If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea does this mean the fifth person enjoys it?

  11. How come people tell you to stay a kid for as long as you can.Yet the moment you do anything childish or immature they'll tell you to grow up?

  12. Why is it called rush hour when you don't move?

  13. Where the heck, in the nursery ryhme does it say Humpty Dumpty is an egg?

  14. Why do crackers have holes, not cracks?

  15. If you take an Oriental person and spin him arounf several times,does he become disoriented?

  16. Why do mattresses have designs on them when they're always covered with sheets?

  17. Why is it good to be a Daddy's girl, but bad to be a Momma's boy?

  18. Why are there flotation deviced under plane seats instead of parachutes?

  19. Why do we sing "Rock a Bye baby" to lull our little one to sleep when the song is putting your baby in a tree and letting the wind crash the cradle to the ground?

  20. If love is blind,how do we believe in love at first sight?

  21. Why do we have to pay a toll on "FREEWAYS"?

  22. Why do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries and then a diet coke?

  23. If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?

  24. Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"?

  25. THIS IS CERTAINLY THE LAST BUT NOT IN THE LIST - The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness.Think of your three best friends, if they're okay, THEN IT'S YOU!
Now, it's your time to shine! Answer the questions carefully- and I might just give you a FREE GIFT!Wait, what on earth is a "free gift"? Aren't all gifts free?
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